1. HEAD OF HOUSE shall be addressed as "Sir", "Your Excellency", "My Lord", "Master", etc. Never as 'Stupid, Hey You or Dum Dum'.
2. Whining Children and Nagging Wives will not be tolerated.
3. Meals will be served promptly. The HEAD OF HOUSE shall be served first, (in bed upon request). TV Dinners shall be served only during absence of HEAD OF HOUSE and then only with 3 days notice in writing.
4. HEAD OF HOUSE shall have bath water drawn to proper temperature with sufficient prior time to heat bathroom to ideal temperature.
5. TEENAGERS & CHATTERING FEMALES will limit telephone conversations to 3 minutes. At other times telephone must be left off of hook.
6. Clothes washing, lawn mowing, children thwacking and loud talking shall not take place during rest periods of HEAD of HOUSE.
7. Sporting games, news, and Western Dramas shall have A1 priority in viewing television.
8. Minor chores such as plumbing, lawn mowing, painting, house-work, chauffeuring, gardening, shopping, etc. shall be the responsibility of Asst. HEAD OF HOUSE.
9. Requests for money, allowance, etc. will only be considered upon written request in triplicate and duly notarized.
10. Inventory of children's and all female clothing shall be taken once yearly and requisition for new garments will be given full consideration at that time.
11. Guests are welcome. However, if invitations are extended to spend the weekend during periods of drinking, WE DON'T REALLY MEAN IT.
12. The above "RULES OF THIS HOUSE" do not necessarily reflect the views of the actual management.
and...I do mean Welcome! Selamat Datang! Aloha! I extend a warm welcome and am glad that you could stop by and read my blog. It simply contains general musings and ramblings about things that concern and/or interest me.
So kick back, click away and don't forget...enjoy your visit!
"So you want to know me? Romantic and logical ~ Loyal and always true ~ Funloving crazy and very quiet when needed ~
Sensible and down to earth...to sum it up, I guess I'm pretty much a "nice girl", hopefully in a good way, who's also a bit of a geek"
Here I am as perfect as I'm ever going to be.
You'll see, love me for me.
Stick around, I'm not the kind of girl you wanna leave.
You'll see, love me for me.
"With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them. You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine. You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility".